shredtheaqua:

You know a girl is mad when she starts off her sentence saying “I just find it funny how ” because there’s a 99.9% chance she did not find it funny.

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arrowdactyl:

when you say a great comeback without stuttering

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lindsaylohoean:

my ex texted me today “you can delete my number i don’t care anymore”

and i replied “who is this”

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